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'Marriage Advert' Poem Print
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'Marriage Advert' Poem Print

'Marriage Advert' Poem Print £14.00 each

Made in the UK
Eco-friendly

This funny and joyful marriage print makes the perfect gift for weddings and anniversaries.  It is also suitable as a wedding poem or reading, and for a marriage proposal!  

Printed onto the highest quality white 330gsm A4 card using Dura-Bright waterproof ink, this playful poem comes in the form of a job advert for the perfect life partner.  Skills, salary, hours, and bonus all described!  

This A4 print comes unframed - it is presented smartly in cellophane with a backing board.  A simple plum coloured script is decorated with handdrawn heart full-stops to say:

The Marriage Advert: Seeking eager partner to establish winning team, A unique opportunity with proven pension scheme. The major skills required are: patience and affection, Not necessary for this role: a good sense of direction. A diplomat would be preferred, as would a willing host, A loyal and committed type could flourish in this post. The salary is kisses and the bonus is negotiable, The hours are extensive for the candidate who’s sociable. Advantage will be given to applicants with passion, Who demonstrate affinity with sports events or fashion. The live-in nature of this post is surely an attraction, Just one of many benefits which may bring satisfaction. Please apply at altar steps, dress code: formal, new. And sign the lifetime contract with the simple words: I do.

Order now and receive this item on or before Tuesday 28th March

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